Is Plan B Naughty or Nice? The Agency Elf on the Shelf Tells All.
Have you ever wondered how Santa finds out,
If you’re naughty or nice, a saint or a lout?
It’s a little known secret, a true revelation,
He counts on scout elves for this information.
But some elves don’t like to play seek and hide,
They can’t handle the kids, so they work corporate side.
Like this clever imp, who thought to market himself,
The ad industry’s own “Agency Elf on the Shelf.”