SCHOOLED BY:
I taught myself, with the help of Google and online forums. At age 17, I landed my first gig at an agency in River North.
CLOUT FROM:
On and off work at a few small agencies, but spent most of my early 20s as a freelancer with my own LLC.
JOB IN SIMPLE TERMS:
When you’re doing your homework and trying to find an answer on a website, it’s possible that I may have helped you cheat on your homework.
BEST DESCRIBED BY THE TAGLINE:
“Just do it.”
FROM THE ERA OF:
DIY-bleach blonde summer hair.
WOULD SELF-TITLE A BIOPIC:
If You’re Not First, You’re Last
REGRETS BUYING:
A $20 motorcycle that lived up to its price tag & a Shamwow that was more sham than wow.
SUPERPOWERS:
Learning quickly, skateboarding, and mechanical bull-riding.
IN A GLOBAL GAME OF HIDE-AND-SEEK, WOULD HIDE AWAY:
At the golf course, a few drinks in.
UNWINDS AFTER 5 WITH:
Indoor online-dart playing or outdoor fresh-air breathing.
PIPE DREAM:
To have no responsibilities for more than 3 hours a day.
PRACTICES SUSTAINABILITY BY:
Rides an electric and non-electric skateboard for trips on short to medium distances.
