Top 11 Signs Your Marketing Plan Came Off An Assembly Line

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  1. Beautifully collated and stapled? Yup. Content? Not so much.
  2. Is this the same plan you saw last year?
  3. The Account Manager is missing two fingers.
  4. The nuts and bolts are literally, nuts and bolts.
  5. The proofreader marked it with an “Inspected By #45643” sticker.
  6. Headlines on the spec creative ads are all “Lorem Ipsum.”
  7. Interchangeable parts: inexplicably interchanged.
  8. You get billed double-time-and-a-half on any federal holiday.
  9. That distinct “no new ideas” smell.
  10. You get the spontaneous urge to hit the “Emergency Stop” button.

Assembly Line Number One

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