- The best selects from their photo shoot look like dingy dinner plate shots in the window of a hole-in-the-wall Honduran take-out joint.
- Your account manager considers AMC a “non-traditional channel” and won’t shut up about Breaking Bad.
- “SKU’s me? What does S-K-U stand for again?”
- Discussions on baseline volume always end up on mute.
- Every time you mention “cannibalism” someone references that movie about the Uruguayan rugby team.
- They are convinced that no one, not even the physicists at CERN, can make “absolute claims” about our strange and mysterious universe.
- They assure you that anything that is “climate-controlled” is science fiction.
- Every time you mention a POP display, someone drops a Mentos into an open two liter bottle.
- The junior account coordinator thinks Category Captain is a Marvel character.
- Your agency wants to know if your current shelf velocity is fast enough to make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
